Jesus Sucks Dick FAQ

There used to be a FAQ page here, but since archive.org didn't save the fucker, and the old webserver is housing rats near Mexico.....this is what you get.

Q:Do you worship satin?
A:Satin, the fabric?
Q:Do you worship satan?
A:Nope.
Q:Is this really a FAQ?
A:Nope, most of the remarks we get are along the lines of "you all are going to hell", "fuck you you fucking satin worshipers!", "I'm going to have my whole church pray for you", etc. which are all statements most normally followed by the person running away like a chicken shit.