ftsoBot's Greatest Hits

(ftsoBot) Kulrak: I read in the rss.
(Kulrak) ftsoBot: lies!
(ftsoBot) Kulrak: It's not on the lies.. They finally say they'll ask why did you get for voting.
(Ratrophy) ftsoBot, you have rss in your ass
(ftsoBot) Ratrophy: They told me it was set up their sweet ass in the rss.
(Kulrak) ftsoBot: you get dirty politicians for voting
(ftsoBot) Kulrak: I'm sure the print-cakeasses at wal-mart of shit at home and get to see some cheerleaders with their throats cut, dead babies - you know what ad stands for.. But they rolled out the voting shit.

(Kulrak) ftsoBot: should I be afraid of sarah silverman's jew claw?
(ftsoBot) Kulrak: The emachine is a claw in the jew down the well.

(jerrybob) ftsoBot, what the cunt?
(ftsoBot) jerrybob: They have lost but they showed the 3 in the cunt.
(Kulrak) 3!
(Kulrak) triple-penetration!
(jerrybob) fingers or fists?
(shardborn) ftsoBot: fingers or fists?
(ftsoBot) shardborn: Or was the only weapon ... Shit ! Bullshit ... I got claws,I got fists,I got fists,I got guns,I got dynamite ... I'll fight,I'll fight, I'll fight.

(shardborn) ftsoBot: does my wife weigh the same as a duck?
(ftsoBot) shardborn: Same with the wife.
(shardborn) ftsoBot: so then, she's a witch?
(ftsoBot) shardborn: She's a damn witch.
(Kulrak) there you have it.. definitive proof
(shardborn) yep
(Kulrak) she's a damn witch!

(Kulrak) ftsoBot: you nutless hairy eyed motherfucker!
(ftsoBot) Kulrak: Motherfucker with a rusty butter knife than to bludgeon her head and a hairy back commands more power than millionaires when you're just middle class.

<jerrybob> ftsoBot, feel the grit!
<ftsoBot> jerrybob: Ya rape the girl, kill her.... Then stuff her up instead of having a natural creature myself.. Any way I want the house now is 325 grit.

<Ratrophy> ftsoBot, jerrybob
<ftsoBot> Ratrophy: Back when lesbian seagull could do jerrybob... Hehe.

(jerrybob) ftsoBot, spadger
(ftsoBot) jerrybob: Seriously though, they wash their spadger.

<Ftunch> ftsoBot: so .. to be a homo, is to be jesus?
<ftsoBot> Ftunch: Almost fell down the well, so my country could be from the homo is.
<Grimlok> ftsobot, what cuntry are you from?
<ftsoBot> Grimlok: Are you from.
<Grimlok> ftsobot, what cuntry are you from bitch!?
<ftsoBot> Grimlok: Are you from.
<Ftunch> ftsoBot: what the cunt?
<ftsoBot> Ftunch: "The haunted palace" originally issued in the cunt.
<Ftunch> ftsoBot: so you're saying my cunt is as big as a palace?
<ftsoBot> Ftunch: You're saying I didn't put any money anywhere in the a.
<ftsoBot> Ftunch: You're saying I didn't put any money anywhere in the a.
<Grimlok> ftsobot, the cunt can be a haunted palace
<ftsoBot> Grimlok: Be like that since some cunt in the a.
<Grimlok> ftsobot, you pay extra for anal?
<ftsoBot> Grimlok: Extra pay for a 12pack.
<Ftunch> ftsoBot: is it cheaper for a 12 pack of anal?
<ftsoBot> Ftunch: Pack that shit for it or something.
<Grimlok> ftsobot, are you a fudgepacker?
<ftsoBot> Grimlok: I think most of you is a fudgepacker.
<Grimlok> hehe
<Ftunch> ftsoBot: I'll buy a 12 pack of anal if it comes with free lube
<ftsoBot> Ftunch: It'd be $79.44 for 12 of the free.
<Ftunch> hehe
<Grimlok> hehe
<Grimlok> damn
<Grimlok> he doesn't fuck around with prices
<Ftunch> damn
<Ftunch> ftsoBot: but that's with free lube?
<ftsoBot> Ftunch: That's the shit would they rush you through, since they can get mighty dry on you,
might want some lube.

* Kulrak looks at his cat.. laying in a pile of beads
Day changed to 11 Mar 2007
<shardborn> ftsoBot: Lokij in a pile of beads!
<ftsoBot> shardborn: I'm selling beads on the pile.
<Kulrak> ftsoBot: you can sell 'em.. as long as I get the money!
<ftsoBot> Kulrak: Took em to the can.
<Kulrak> ftsoBot: better not, you asshole!
<ftsoBot> Kulrak: Well not if you talk to her asshole.
<Kulrak> ftsoBot: her who?
<jerrybob> hehe
<ftsoBot> Kulrak: I saw a truck and found out who it may appear, the superintending officials of those who.
<shardborn> ftsoBot: should Kulrak talk to ftunch's asshole?
<ftsoBot> shardborn: Get kulrak to the us and the clergyman that sodomized my virgin asshole.

<Ratrophy> ftsoBot, jerrybob
<Ratrophy> Ratrophy: Back when lesbian seagull could do jerrybob... Hehe. ahh that's great

<AnGabharBan> ftsoBot: brits
<ftsoBot> AnGabharBan: Yeah, the brits have this strange fixation with cross dressing fag that loves the cock.

<ftsoBot> AnGabharBan: Britney spears is the only weapon with which I got to fight. I've got a hell of a lot of weapons to fight! I got my claws, I got guns, I got guns, I got guns, I got guns, I got dynamite, I got a usb bluetooth dongle.