Sacrifice yourself to us on the Fuck the Skull of Jesus IRC network:

/connect irc.ftsoj.net
/join #jesus_sucks_dick

There may be one or two of us on the same channel on the Dal.net IRC network, who will redirect you if you get lost.
Direct IRC:// link, this will work for people with an irc client installed and configured as default.

Or you can try the java client, here:

And if that doesn't work for you, here are some options for you:

• Fuck off.
• Go to www.java.com and get a recent version of the JRE.
• Get a real irc client. Try looking on Freshmeat or Tucows or Softpedia

I leave the decision to you.

Alternate Servers

ares.ftsoj.net - Northwest US server. SSL on port 7669

tanelorn.ftsoj.net - Australia server. SSL on port 8400

deadstar.ftsoj.net - South Texas (essentially mexico) server. SSL on port 7001

Boring unencrypted irc is avaliable on the standard irc 6667 port, but why the fuck would you want to do that?