I have to admit it. I love the cock. Big juicy meaty cock, small skinny scabby dick - I've eaten it all with a smile on my face.

Some misguided zealots will claim that I do in fact NOT suck the cock. Not the truth. Just ask my Dad. I'll never forget the day he and that old festering cunt fart of a holy ghost told me to go get nailed. How was I to know it was meant to be onto a chunk of 4x4 and not in the ass by all of my disciples?

And don't get me started on my mother. The whole "immaculate conception" thing was a crock of shit. Her vagina gaped so wide and dad had such a small cock he didn't touch the sides. And that "man made in his image" bullshit - well it's only 100% true for those tiny dicked slanty eyed motherfuckers over in Asia. Fuck I hate gooks.