Yes, one of the co-founders of #jesus_sucks_dick turned 33 today, and we here at the antichristian news desk would like to take this opportunity to wish him a good one. I understand that Rex has removed Jesus from under his desk and packed him up...and he is currently inhabiting a rat-infested shipping crate to Australia so that Kulrak can get some of that good down-home savior lovin'. He'll still have to pay the $5, but what could be a better birthday present than the rotting corpse of Jesus covered in rats? In addition, I understand that Jesus is going to do a rousing rendition of Marilyn Monroe's "Happy Birthday" buck naked with a candle sticking out of his fully erect penis. Wouldn't you like to be there when Kulrak blows out THAT candle, faithful readers?

Happy birthday, motherfucker!

FTSOJ!